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T-Shirt — "Too Many Assholes, Not Enough Ammo" Graphic Tee (Monkey with Bananas)

$22.99
Colors: White
Sizes: S
Quantity
30 days return policy.
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About the product
SMLXL2XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
A laid-back, tough-as-nails cotton tee that speaks with attitude. This lightweight crew shirt settles in easily—soft against the skin, breathable all day, and made to hold up to frequent wear. The back print shows a snarling, hooded monkey holding two pistols with the bold line: “Too many assholes — not enough ammo.” It reads like a wry warning from someone who’s done with nonsense. Wear it on road trips, late-night bonfires, or when you want your sense of humor to come through loud and clear. The clean crew neckline and classic fit keep the silhouette versatile while the tear-away label and reinforced shoulder tape make it comfortable for hours on end. This tee ages into a trusted favorite—faded in the right places, still loud where it counts.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stretch resistance
- DTG back print with optional DTF sleeve/neck printing available
- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Without side seams

Without side seams

Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit with seam

Ribbed knit with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Fabric

Fabric

Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Warranty

Warranty

EU warranty - 2 years

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Bangladesh

DTF sleeve prints

DTF sleeve prints

The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method

DTF inner neck labels

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

WashingBleachingDryingDrycleaning Ironing

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.

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